scoot scoot scoot
Look at this cute little fucker go
I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, “a postmodern” children’s book by Jon Sciezka, illustrations by Lane Smith
i sometimes forget this book was actually real instead of being one of those lurid fantasies you sometimes concoct of your own childhood
Wait OTHER PEOPLE actually know this book exists?
This fucking book
I love this book.
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
wow ur cute // a mix of cute songs for cute people
i. five years’ time by noah and the whale // ii. video games by the young professionals // iii. the way i am by ingrid michaelson // iv. the bird & the worm by owl city // v. always by panic! at the disco // vi. kiss me slowly by parachute // vii. your biggest fan by nevershoutnever // viii. jenny by studio killers // ix. stand too close by motion city soundtrack // x. sweater weather by the neighborhood // xi. be my escape (acoustic) by relient k // xii. if these sheets were states by all time low // xiii. digital love by daft punk // xiv. all of the stars by ed sheeran
ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk
You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.
So fuckin adorable